Theatre "A phone call"MUM: DAD!PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M DOING SIT-UPS.DAD: JOHNNY, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M CLEANING THE TOILET.KID: DAD, I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK....HELLO?PRINCIPAL: MR SMITH, THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL OF MONTEOLIVO SCHOOL.YOUR SON WAS VERY NAUGHTY YESTERDAY.KID::S...OH! I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM, DON'T WORRY, BYE-BYE.PRINCIPAL: WAIT!DON'T HANG UP! PUT YOUR REAL MOTHER OR FATHER ON THE PHONE.KID: MY MOTHER IS NOT AT HOME, SHE IS ....SHOPPING.PRINCIPAL: SO PUT YOUR FATHER ON.KID: MY FATHER IS ................POOING!PRINCIPAL: OH !WEEL, I'LL CALL BACK LATER!MUM: WHY DID YOU TELL THE PRINCIPAL THAT DAD IS POOING?DAD: YEAH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I'M ...PEEING. HAHAHAHHHAHA
Theatre "A phone call"MUM: DAD!PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M DOING SIT-UPS.DAD: JOHNNY, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M CLEANING THE TOILET.KID: DAD, I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK....HELLO?PRINCIPAL: MR SMITH, THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL OF MONTEOLIVO SCHOOL.YOUR SON WAS VERY NAUGHTY YESTERDAY.KID::S...OH! I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM, DON'T WORRY, BYE-BYE.PRINCIPAL: WAIT!DON'T HANG UP! PUT YOUR REAL MOTHER OR FATHER ON THE PHONE.KID: MY MOTHER IS NOT AT HOME, SHE IS ....SHOPPING.PRINCIPAL: SO PUT YOUR FATHER ON.KID: MY FATHER IS ................POOING!PRINCIPAL: OH !WEEL, I'LL CALL BACK LATER!MUM: WHY DID YOU TELL THE PRINCIPAL THAT DAD IS POOING?DAD: YEAH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I'M ...PEEING. HAHAHAHHHAHA
