TEATRO DE INGLES

Theatre "A phone call"

MUM: DAD!PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M DOING SIT-UPS.
DAD: JOHNNY, YOU PICK UP THE PHONE, I'M CLEANING THE TOILET.
KID: DAD, I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK....HELLO?
PRINCIPAL: MR SMITH, THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL OF MONTEOLIVO SCHOOL.YOUR SON WAS VERY NAUGHTY YESTERDAY.
KID::S...OH! I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM, DON'T WORRY, BYE-BYE.
PRINCIPAL: WAIT!DON'T HANG UP! PUT YOUR REAL MOTHER OR FATHER ON THE PHONE.
KID: MY MOTHER IS NOT AT HOME, SHE  IS ....SHOPPING.
PRINCIPAL: SO PUT YOUR FATHER ON.
KID: MY FATHER IS ................POOING!
PRINCIPAL: OH !WEEL, I'LL CALL BACK LATER!
MUM: WHY DID YOU TELL THE PRINCIPAL THAT DAD IS POOING?
DAD: YEAH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I'M ...PEEING. HAHAHAHHHAHA